My mum buys ribbon for wrapping gifts, leaves it on her bed. Returns to room seconds later to find ribbon gone without trace. A few hours go by, and my sister is in the house. Notices something strange about the cat Amber. Amber has a piece of ribbon sticking out of her bottom. Sister attempts not to vomit. Sister's boyfriend James performs unpleasant but necessary removal operation. Amber gains colonic irrigation, but never, ever goes near James again.
Oh yeah, hope you weren't eating!!!
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